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We keep it light & quick with quirky, topical and original humor including:
Blowing Thought Bubbles , Hermit Bob's Observations, Signs of Intelligence? ,
They Never Said... and more! Thanks for dropping by and dropping out!
UPDATED ,MOST DAYS, BY NOON MOUNTAIN TIME
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THEY NEVER SAID. . .
4/13/21 
" I'm outlining a new play about a Danish short order cook. The working title is, Omelette. "
" Yes, I'm a genius, sure. But, I still can't figure out Sudoku. "
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SIGNS OF INTELLIGENCE
4/13/21 
I just realized that certain people not only want me to think a certain way,
but if that doesn't work, they don't want me to think, at all! 
ENLIGHTENMENT
noun / the current euphemism for a weight loss program 
The good news is that . . . give me a minute. I'll get back to you on that.
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BLOWING THOUGHT BUBBLES
4/13/21
Normal is a relative term. My relatives are anything, but.
The New Normal is, indeed, new, but not normal.
Humanity has survived by being highly adaptable, but I'm tired of adapting to this constant, recent lunacy.
The Suez Canal is now clear due to a container ship of Mira-lax being sent there.
If you're tired of the "circling back" at Press Briefings, request a replacement of the current "Circle Jerk".
Instead of attempting to "circle back ", the current administration
should be circling the wagons.
4/13/21
Normal is a relative term. My relatives are anything, but.
The New Normal is, indeed, new, but not normal.
Humanity has survived by being highly adaptable, but I'm tired of adapting to this constant, recent lunacy.
The Suez Canal is now clear due to a container ship of Mira-lax being sent there.
If you're tired of the "circling back" at Press Briefings, request a replacement of the current "Circle Jerk".
Instead of attempting to "circle back ", the current administration
should be circling the wagons.
